Miracle of miracles! Can it really be? Yes, it seems that the virgin Mary has appeared on our closet door. But wait, there's more.
It looks like she is in all of our closet doors. That's quite a marketing ploy. Just make a fake wood door and texture a pattern of wood grain that looks like the Virgin Mary and you'll have tons of Catholics buying your product. Whatever. Well, if anyone wants to come burn a candle at our house . . . don't.
We also have another person in our walls. He's an old man made out of the rocks on our fireplace.
Can you see him? It's a profile of his face looking to the left. He has a big jowely cheek, a hook-nose and a tiny little chin. I think he's pretty cool. Does anyone else have people in their walls?
We had a funny little goat-man in the carpet of the house I grew up in. Since the carpet had a repeating pattern, he was everywhere. But he was only evil at night.
ReplyDeleteI had an alien embedded in my bedroom door growing up. I think it spurred a bad trip for my brother once and that's how it came to my attention.
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