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For now . . . enjoy these:
How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it will take him 10 years.
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the bulb has to really want to change.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
10 to form the committee for the changing of light bulbs, one to requisition $10,000 per light bulb, and one to screw the bulb into the kitchen faucet.
How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around him.
How many gay people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb shouldn't have to change if it doesn't want to.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in
a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of
nothingness.
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one.
Do you guys know any more good ones?
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