Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dissertating till the break of dawn

Light Bulb


I'm busy.  Come back later.


For now . . . enjoy these:


How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?


One, but it will take him 10 years.


How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but the bulb has to really want to change.


How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?


10 to form the committee for the changing of light bulbs, one to requisition $10,000 per light bulb, and one to screw the bulb into the kitchen faucet.



How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?

Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?



How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb while the world revolves around him.


How many gay people does it take to change a light bulb?


None.  The bulb shouldn't have to change if it doesn't want to.


How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?



Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in
a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of
nothingness.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one.


Do you guys know any more good ones?

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